The other day I was substitute teaching. Many of the teachers have interesting posters with catchy sayings like "If at first you don't succeed...you are in good company" accompanied by photos of famous people who had a rough start like Abraham Lincoln and Albert Einstein. I am sure the teacher's intend these posters and print outs to inspire youth. I appreciate them as they give me something to read as I pace the room making sure no one is cheating on a test, quiz, or worksheet, or worse yet, texting in class.Last Tuesday, I made the rounds in English class. I read article after article pertaining to the misuse of the English language. Mrs. Meester taped these to her wall in the hopes that in their free time young people would read the articles and be either encouraged (they weren't the only ones who had no clue about English) or inspired (there are others who care about dangling modifiers and a support group nearby). I personally, was moved to tears (from laughing so hard) by the Ask Mr. Language Person articles written by Dave Barry.
Dave Barry, a long time columnist with the Miami Herald, writes articles and books proving yet again that once you've mastered the English language, you can massacre it as well and get paid to do it.
So for all serious linguists, people with a passion for linguine, check out Dave Barry's Ask Mr. Language Person articles and have a good laugh.
Just another thought from the tub,




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